Photos have surfaced of a college-aged President Parrot seemingly holding a spoon and doing 'the drugs'.
While Conservatives were quick to use the image as a base to question the bird's leadership, the President claims the spoon was merely filled with strawberries, and that his slack expression was the result of a food coma.
I take back everything I've said. PP is a disgrace to the office and the sooner he steps down the better.
I dunno, he had a crazy past but I respect a guy with a redemption arc.
You're right; I've been a fool. PP is and shall remain my Proud Party Parrot President in perpetuity