I wanna know. Eggnog, which is only good for adding liquor, is fucking disgusting. I will engage in good faith arguments for why there is eggnog ice cream, but there is a reason this was in the discount end cap section, so you got an uphill battle already.
Hand wringing over product consumption is the 69th form of liberalism.
Excuse you, this is a lib website, we are ALL libs on this blessed day