I wanna know. Eggnog, which is only good for adding liquor, is fucking disgusting. I will engage in good faith arguments for why there is eggnog ice cream, but there is a reason this was in the discount end cap section, so you got an uphill battle already.
I was in the milk aisle the other day and saw they had an eggnog display, so I decided to pick up a half gallon.
It's going to be hard to finish. I actually do like the taste, but the problem is it's so thick. It feels like drinking pancake batter. Maybe thinning it with some dark rum would make it more palatable.