I wanna know. Eggnog, which is only good for adding liquor, is fucking disgusting. I will engage in good faith arguments for why there is eggnog ice cream, but there is a reason this was in the discount end cap section, so you got an uphill battle already.
Yeah most ice cream has a ridiculous amount of air whipped into it. Gelato is where its at if you want something with more body. One scoop of that stuff takes me a lot longer to finish and it's more filling. I love gelato
Gelato is the dabbing of ice cream