He can play the bagpipes with his ass, that's impressive. He should be proud.

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    because it's a drowning cure from colonial times so he's probably cold and waterlogged

    Tobacco smoke enema

    EDIT: after further reading, smoke up the ass was prevalent before tobacco was brought back from the Americas, tobacco smoke was just thought to be more effective