Note that Im talking societal inhibitions aside. Do you piss in the shower for the hell of it? Maybe you enjoy those big ass troughs at stadiums? What is the optimal experience?
Peeing outdoors is the closest were gonna get to reject humanity return to monkey, so enjoy it while theres still outside to piss in.
I used to work at a place with an odd color floor in the bathroom that made the range/rate of urinal splashback very apparent to me and every since then it's in my "never" category. Peeing outside is pure, unfiltered bliss
This is why I sit to pee. No splashback, and you get to sit down.
Penis-havers who pee standing up, why are you so wrong? When will you see the error of your ways?