Note that Im talking societal inhibitions aside. Do you piss in the shower for the hell of it? Maybe you enjoy those big ass troughs at stadiums? What is the optimal experience?
Peeing outdoors is the closest were gonna get to reject humanity return to monkey, so enjoy it while theres still outside to piss in.
At this one festival I use to go to they had porta-potties that was just a trough. Not a trough person but this was kinda bad ass. You could go in there, piss and get back to the festivities. Less of a line for people that wanna piss standing up, less of a line for people that wanna piss sitting down. Win fucking win
There's also this version for festivals, which takes up a lot less space than a trough and is accessible from all sides.