Note that Im talking societal inhibitions aside. Do you piss in the shower for the hell of it? Maybe you enjoy those big ass troughs at stadiums? What is the optimal experience?
Peeing outdoors is the closest were gonna get to reject humanity return to monkey, so enjoy it while theres still outside to piss in.
Fun story:
One time I was waiting in line to piss at a frat house party and I had to go really bad so I just went in a hole in their wall that someone had punched in