Ants.
You can do just about anything with enough ants.
The termite calculator is made of actual termites, with each individual insect acting as a byte - collectively forming a turing capable machine.
some days you see a phrase like "crunching the numbers on my termite calculator" and you know it's gonna be a good day
What's that all-encompassing clicking sound, and why is the door buckling inward? Oh shit it's me on my tidal wave of crabs
I want this for every meme. Every meme needs a song now.
Constructing an artificial Rat King to control all rats and own the :LIB:s
spiders - imagine all the spider silk i'll be able to produce
oh man, it would have to be Bees.
if i controlled the entire population of Wasps, Hornets, and Bees to work as a single unit, embed myself arounds halls of power for weeks to months without notice, then when I strike, it’ll be quick, relentless, and the skies would go black with bees blotting out the sun.
and everyone will have to deal because the bee population is on the decline.
I'd pick dogs. Do you know how many people you could fuck with just by making their dog do weird shit occasionally?
Big Structural Bailey will lead the caninunist revolution that overthrows global neofelineberalism
That's exactly what I was thinking. Give them a taste of the misery they've inflicted on the innocent.
