CW: V*ush post, Joking about sexual assault and pedophilia
Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I left Siberia to manage Pravda and lead the fucking Petrograd Soviet, Kurieka wept. Even ignoring the fact that I'm married, even if I couldn't just call Beria, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and purging fifth-columinsts, okay? Do some fucking research!
CW: V*ush post, Joking about sexual assault and pedophilia
Wait. Is this guy seriously saying that I can’t get laid? “Incredible. I will give you $5000 if you can get some poon tang before January 1st”? Do you have any idea who the fuck you’re talking to? When I left Siberia to manage Pravda and lead the fucking Petrograd Soviet, Kurieka wept. Even ignoring the fact that I'm married, even if I couldn't just call Beria, I’m two hours away right now from being inside someone else. I have two skills -it’s non-monogamy and purging fifth-columinsts, okay? Do some fucking research!