A strange thing has happened to men over the past few decades: We've become increasingly infertile, so much so that within a generation we may lose the ability to reproduce entirely.
Yesterday I took one shit. Today I took two shits. Tomorrow I can only assume I'll take three shits. How can I survive if I'm going to be shitting 200 or more shits per day by the middle of next year? I'm doomed.
Yesterday I took one shit. Today I took two shits. Tomorrow I can only assume I'll take three shits. How can I survive if I'm going to be shitting 200 or more shits per day by the middle of next year? I'm doomed.
This guy extrapolates!
It's worse than it appears comrade! Your shits are doubling by the day. Either start suckin down every calorie you see or get your affairs in order
Math checks out. last year I was 32, this year I'm 33 so like next year I'm gonna be 34 and so on