What Happens If We Hit Sperm Count Zero?
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A strange thing has happened to men over the past few decades: We've become increasingly infertile, so much so that within a generation we may lose the ability to reproduce entirely.
  • Metalorg [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yesterday I took one shit. Today I took two shits. Tomorrow I can only assume I'll take three shits. How can I survive if I'm going to be shitting 200 or more shits per day by the middle of next year? I'm doomed.

    • cresspacito [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      It's worse than it appears comrade! Your shits are doubling by the day. Either start suckin down every calorie you see or get your affairs in order

    • FloridaBoi [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      Math checks out. last year I was 32, this year I'm 33 so like next year I'm gonna be 34 and so on