My friend and I have been trading "the junk of late stage capitalism" photos for years in our little contest for who can depress the other more. I think my friend has beaten me. I can't top this one. The last one I sent him was the "blue line bullet beer glass."
My friend and I have been trading "the junk of late stage capitalism" photos for years in our little contest for who can depress the other more. I think my friend has beaten me. I can't top this one. The last one I sent him was the "blue line bullet beer glass."
Yeah this is too good...
...until next week when Disney comes out with a bidet that plays a musical number while simulating a team of 7 Dwarves scrubbing your asshole.
I would like to have my asshole cleaned to the tune of "Colors of the Wind"
That sounds amazing. I'd buy that immediately.
Wondrous cleaning power.