Like, do you get stat boosts?

A friend of mine says there's prostitutes in the game, do they make comments or something?

If I was in charge, and your character had a penis, Keanu would say this to you verbatim somewhere in the game.

  • TheModerateTankie [any]
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    4 years ago

    I get a flash of dong sometimes when I change my pants. Never happened to me before in a game. It's pretty innovative.

    • Wheaties [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Triple A polish is when you see a penis and the horse does plops occasionally. This is a very important allocation of dev time, please stop emailing upper management about this.