THROWBACK cross-post from: https://hexbear.net/post/49520

Seriously tho these people can’t be serious, right? Like this has to be a fucking op

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    Lmao

    The trick with that idiotic metaphor is that grades are a million times fairer than capitalism

    OK like imagine this. What if:

    • grades aren't dependent just on the quality of your assignments, but the sheer quantity
    • you need about 10 million man-hours per year to get an A+
    • but lucky for you, you can have other people do your schoolwork for you!
    • in exchange for writing out all your assignments, you allow your workers to have a C-
    • if they stop working on your assignments, they'll get an F and flunk out

    Yeah so uhhh, that sounds like the dumbest fucking school ever and I would absolutely want to "share" those grades between people equally

    EDIT: Oh and GRADES CAN BE PASSED DOWN TO YOUR CHILDREN

    • StellarTabi [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      you need about 10 million man-hours per year to get an A+

      you need to network with the people who give out A+s or people who know a lot of A+ givers to get an A+ or even just to get a C.