Just the most smooth brain shit i've seen all week. truly incredible shit https://twitter.com/SheWantsTheVic/status/1342026482353385472?s=20

the replies are great though, highly recommend poking through it

  • GorillaGloo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Hey now, who wouldn't want to travel to a city with amazing culinary culture to eat food not from its culture in an airport?

  • VHS [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    why would you fly to paris to eat english "food" from a cafeteria tray

  • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    how could i forget mentioning also drinking canned minute maid lol, like come the fuck on, if you're gonna do a post about eating in paris, this might be everything you shouldn't post

    • CarlMarksToeCheese [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      I was gonna comment on the juice in the can! Also the pastries look store-bought and slapped on a plate. Was this a complimentary breakfast a niceish hotel? Cause that's what this looks like lol

      Edit- just noticed the "Air France Lounge" tag under the photo, so I wasn't that off lmao. Bragging about eating airport food

        • CarlMarksToeCheese [comrade/them]
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          4 years ago

          Mildly better, but not saying much. It's the same tier as food courts in mega malls, cause it's basically the same environment

          • VILenin [he/him]M
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            4 years ago

            IDK, the food they served on Czech Airlines was the first time I actually liked airplane food, and that was for a short flight. I was shocked, it was actually what some would call "good". I guess they have better standards there? Or maybe it's just luck, I mean I also got a free upgrade to business class after the plane with the tiny ass seats that usually flew the route broke down.

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    4 years ago

    fuLL enLGiSh bORkFAtS

    it's just beans and sausages on a plate

  • EldritchMayo [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    that's like all the heavy parts of the breakfast too, no tomato, egg or toast? straight up fucking meat and beans with a pastry. the key is a nice balance of flavours, maybe an egg, some toast, a tomato and some hash, and a strip or two of bacon with a little sausage and beans. Not a fucking plate full of beans and sausage wtf

  • AlexandairBabeuf [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    Gotta love that fucking Europe is spawning new strains like it's going out of style yet refuses to clamp down on purely recreational flying

    can't inconvenience the rich, that'd just be too far

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