entire thread is unhinged (it sounds to me like she's literally just...riding the coasters without underwear?? lol) but unfortunately she is apparently transphobic so ideally both of them would be banned for life from all amusement parks
I was imagining with the bits about her sneaking into restricted areas that she's dry humping the support structure of the rides? Avril Lavigne has really had a hard few years it seems.
Yes, that is 100% what is going on here. And also grinding on the seats.
hahaha yeah I'm assuming some employee caught her hence why she was banned from Six Flags of New England (rip I hope she gets to ride the Wicked Cyclone again soon)
My question is about who's the person who made the callout.
Is there like a roller-coaster enthusiast group and she's the most /enthusiastic/? Are these people who want to marry rollercoasters and are offended she's making it too sexual?
Is this a park operator who's trying to hunt her down IRL? (Since they mention OP and other people OP knows trying to stop her at 'their' parks).
The last theory is my favourite because I'm just imagining a military guy in a control room under a themepark like "sir, she just posted. She fucked another one of our coasters" "GODDAMMIT JOHNSON. SHE NEEDS TO BE NEUTRALIZED. MAKE A TWITTER POST"
archive of the thread
nsfw
nsfl
you won’t be able to unread this
https://archive.ph/W47M8
you're not - they went private presumably because everyone was like "wtf lol"
Not of the whole thread (it was like 20 tweets) but here's the first two:
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arguably the funniest ones
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Seconded. Link is dead and I don’t understand the post title without any context.
https://www.ebaumsworld.com/articles/this-woman-is-on-a-mission-to-fuck-every-roller-coaster-in-north-america/87448330/
