• came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    yes, but does the precious ps5 or xbox1sx360xs have a drawer for keeping your tendies toasty warm?

    whomst among us hath not let their tendies cool while our gaming moments become heated... only to have our cheeks wetted with the hot tears of indignity from biting through warm Kranch into cold, mechanically-separated chicken?