• MiraculousMM [he/him, any]M
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    4 years ago

    Ate some KFC for the first time ever a few weeks ago. The chicken was extremely meh and it gave me terrible shits. Never again.

    • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      for bravery and gallantry in battle with the colonel in an active warzone of a toilet, I present you with the highest honor of the civil service: the Order of the Quivering Squirts.

      🎖️ 💩