It has everything. It has:
- Giant 10 Commandments slab in the entryway
- A declaration of war against birds
- An old person's idea of the ideal zoomer store - a store just for taking selfies with random statues and backgrounds
- A restaurant that serves homemade soups and cobblers (soft food is good for dentures)
- A "WWII Museum" stocked by the guy down the street who has an alarming amount of Nazi war artifacts
A liminal space carved out of the carcass of 80s/90s consumerism. Some real twilight zone shit. A bizarre holographic projection of the past onto a more recent past onto the present.
Man, I always thought if I ever opened a restaurant I'd just make easy cozy food like that, and you just made me realize it would probably attract a bunch of old bastards
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