It has everything. It has:
- Giant 10 Commandments slab in the entryway
- A declaration of war against birds
- An old person's idea of the ideal zoomer store - a store just for taking selfies with random statues and backgrounds
- A restaurant that serves homemade soups and cobblers (soft food is good for dentures)
- A "WWII Museum" stocked by the guy down the street who has an alarming amount of Nazi war artifacts
A liminal space carved out of the carcass of 80s/90s consumerism. Some real twilight zone shit. A bizarre holographic projection of the past onto a more recent past onto the present.
At least the zoom magician would be a disconnected experience. I feel like if I went to the real thing the owners would follow me around on the verge of tears asking if I'm still having fun. yes sir just solving this alien message that looks like pig latin spelling "$5 selfie museum- we worked so hard on it please".