It has everything. It has:

  • Giant 10 Commandments slab in the entryway
  • A declaration of war against birds
  • An old person's idea of the ideal zoomer store - a store just for taking selfies with random statues and backgrounds
  • A restaurant that serves homemade soups and cobblers (soft food is good for dentures)
  • A "WWII Museum" stocked by the guy down the street who has an alarming amount of Nazi war artifacts

A liminal space carved out of the carcass of 80s/90s consumerism. Some real twilight zone shit. A bizarre holographic projection of the past onto a more recent past onto the present.

  • 7DeadlyFetishes [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Although we live in 2020s, Boomers and the rest of American culture broadly still yearn for the safety and sanctity of the 90s while acting as if Victory day is everyday. America is going to face a cultural famine soon where all media is in a stasis of the 90s, and it going to be extra tubular!

    -7DeadlyFetishes