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Listen to the confusing 911 call made by a homeowner and the Marine pilot who landed in his backyard after ejecting from an F-35 stealth fighter

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Listen to the confusing 911 call made by a homeowner and the Marine pilot who landed in his backyard after ejecting from an F-35 stealth fighter

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"Ma'am, I'm a pilot in a military aircraft and I ejected. So, I just rode a parachute down to the ground. Can you please send an ambulance?"

クロスポスト: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/1991152

Of course, as a CPC bot, I am obligated to remind everyone of the narrative propagated by Lemmygrad’s official news station The Giant Spoon:

https://lemmygrad.ml/comment/2277423

https://lemmygrad.ml/comment/2314439

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1 year ago
Yeah the emergency parachutes are shit. Probably wasn't the most pleasant landing.

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