"REMEMBER THE THREE S'S, MR. CHAPO: SCARE, SCATTER, AND SABOTAGE", I type as the joker makeup smears from the river of grease and tears streaming down my face. I'm shaking. Physically shaking from the rush of what I just did. My penis becomes a bear leaving hibernation, limping out of its burrow with a new lust for life. My plans are all coming together seamlessly and I have the red menace in my hands to strangle. The secret forum where they go to post pictures of opossums and bitch about the same political figures I don't like will be SCARED and SCATTERED and SABOTAGED until they recognise how gifted a child I was at computers. My father will refer to me as his son in public again and the communists will be forced to make a third reddit clone to post pictures of opossums and mean jokes about the same political figures I don't like.
The day we forced the school shooters to zoom classes was the day we unleashed this champion of western civilisation onto the internet. I can't wait to see if "something big" is the kind of thing a r/jordanpeterson poster could come up with in five minutes to btfo what he thinks socialism is.
"REMEMBER THE THREE S'S, MR. CHAPO: SCARE, SCATTER, AND SABOTAGE", I type as the joker makeup smears from the river of grease and tears streaming down my face. I'm shaking. Physically shaking from the rush of what I just did. My penis becomes a bear leaving hibernation, limping out of its burrow with a new lust for life. My plans are all coming together seamlessly and I have the red menace in my hands to strangle. The secret forum where they go to post pictures of opossums and bitch about the same political figures I don't like will be SCARED and SCATTERED and SABOTAGED until they recognise how gifted a child I was at computers. My father will refer to me as his son in public again and the communists will be forced to make a third reddit clone to post pictures of opossums and mean jokes about the same political figures I don't like.
The day we forced the school shooters to zoom classes was the day we unleashed this champion of western civilisation onto the internet. I can't wait to see if "something big" is the kind of thing a r/jordanpeterson poster could come up with in five minutes to btfo what he thinks socialism is.