Hewwo chapo community. We have been wowking in da shadows fow a whiwe to sow discowd in da community. We have awienated dozens of youw membews. We have wed innocent peopwe to be swaughtewed by youw hands. We have hacked into and suicided accounts. We might even mod a comm ow two. Da time fow coopewation ish ovew. Ouw onwy goaw ish to make dis community unsafe and ensuwe its usews feew unwewcome.
we weckon u have about 2 months befowe dis site cwoses fow gud.
remembew da thwee s’s: scawe, scattew, and swabotage.
we awe siwvew legion.
keep an eye out fow us. Expect swomething biwg soon.
suicided accounts
Damn, I hope they don't do that to me. You are, after all, only able to make one (1) Chapo.chat account
Giving your account away is actually not a bad idea. It generates flack for anyone looking at it. Especially if there isn't a clear point where it becomes another person.
Fuck, I just realized you can sell Reddit accounts, gotta see how much mine's worth
Really? I roll my face across the keyboard because I can't help being nosy on this site while eyeing all the posts here mouthing off about stuff.
The Silver Legion of America, commonly known as the Silver Shirts, was an underground American fascist organization founded by William Dudley Pelley that was headquartered in Asheville, North Carolina and announced publicly on January 31, 1933. The group was effectively dissolved on December 8, 1941, when police called for the open arrest of any individuals associated with the group.
Wikipedia says your larp is 80 years out of date, but okay.
lmao i love the idea of a 1930s fascist shitposting on chapo at age 111 with this shit
If you really wanted to tear this community apart all you had to do was post about outdoor cats
So this dipshit logs on, says a slur or two, gets banned, then creates an account to reveal that they've successfully destroyed the community.
Fucking great bit, honestly.
This sounds like a Pokémon game dialogue, the new team rocket or something.
Nailed the cringe self importance but the "users feel unwelcome" line reads more TOS than 4chan edgelord.
i just said the other day that i miss bullying chuds on home turf, im all for this silliness
you just have to post faster. get your bullying in before they get banned.
Why does all the cool shit happen when I log off.
Folks this is a lesson to never log off.
Semper post.
Just normally spamming empty threats on a website on a friday night like a normal person yeah.
Why is it that these losers always try a low energy raid when I'm sleeping.
I love a good chud bashing.
Fucking hell, 'silver legion',. This has to be a child right? Or a teenager? I refuse to believe an adult lacks this much self awareness.
You would do well in life to never underestimate an adult's ability to lack self-awareness. I think about all the 50-something MAGAlords talking about how being MAGA enables them to get hard again. Shit is wild.
"REMEMBER THE THREE S'S, MR. CHAPO: SCARE, SCATTER, AND SABOTAGE", I type as the joker makeup smears from the river of grease and tears streaming down my face. I'm shaking. Physically shaking from the rush of what I just did. My penis becomes a bear leaving hibernation, limping out of its burrow with a new lust for life. My plans are all coming together seamlessly and I have the red menace in my hands to strangle. The secret forum where they go to post pictures of opossums and bitch about the same political figures I don't like will be SCARED and SCATTERED and SABOTAGED until they recognise how gifted a child I was at computers. My father will refer to me as his son in public again and the communists will be forced to make a third reddit clone to post pictures of opossums and mean jokes about the same political figures I don't like.
The day we forced the school shooters to zoom classes was the day we unleashed this champion of western civilisation onto the internet. I can't wait to see if "something big" is the kind of thing a r/jordanpeterson poster could come up with in five minutes to btfo what he thinks socialism is.
