You see in the states it is customary for architects to permanently reside in buildings they design to answer any tourists questions. Those darn north koreans don't know shit about hospitality!
American news: We're here for a rare and exclusive look at North Korean life. We have a rare chance to interview everday North Korean. Sir, what do you do for a living?
Korean Man: I'm an architect, I designed that building over there. Isn't it nice? It's based on a fusion of Italian ideas with our homegrown architectural ideas!
American news: No Kim killed that guy. Why is Kim pretending?
Kim killed that guy before falling into a coma and dying again. Very fucked up they keep bringing him back to life just for him to murder another poor architect.
You see in the states it is customary for architects to permanently reside in buildings they design to answer any tourists questions. Those darn north koreans don't know shit about hospitality!
3 years later:
American news: We're here for a rare and exclusive look at North Korean life. We have a rare chance to interview everday North Korean. Sir, what do you do for a living?
Korean Man: I'm an architect, I designed that building over there. Isn't it nice? It's based on a fusion of Italian ideas with our homegrown architectural ideas!
American news: No Kim killed that guy. Why is Kim pretending?
Kim killed that guy before falling into a coma and dying again. Very fucked up they keep bringing him back to life just for him to murder another poor architect.