My girlfriend made me watch it.

The good: Parts felt like Threat Level Midnight, just the dumbest ideas for scenes. The opening scene lowered my expectations so hard that the rest of the movie seemed great by comparison. It was fun to see a big budget movie do the wishes come true cartoon episode plot. They had two villains so Gal Gadot had to do less scenes. There's a part so astoundingly racist it felt like a Cumtown Bit.

The bad: Gal Gadot is a horrible person but somehow an even worse actress. The opening scene looks like a fucking Sonic opening level and has no purpose. Wonder Woman's boyfriend possesses someone, its the only wish with a condition like it. The ending is like an hour long and horribly boring. There'a a part so astoundingly racist it felt like a Cumtown bit.

Overall I wouldn't ever rewatch it or recommend it but there are worse super hero movies.

  • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    It was incredible in how terrible it was. Just like watching a multi-million dollar trainwreck. There was so much wrong with it you'd have to write a doctoral thesis to go into all of it.

    That said, making fun of it with my wife was a great way to kill 2 1/2 hours.

    Side note: the 84 stands for how many minutes should have been cut from the runtime.