I STAND BEFORE YOU UN LIBERATED MAN! NO LONGER HELD DOWN BY THE DECORUM OF MY LOVE FOR VENZEUALIAN DEMOCRACIA.
YOUR NATION, DE ESTADOS UNIDOS, BURNS AND I AM HERE TO DELIVER SALVACIÓN UNTO LA GENTE.
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR A NEW NATION UNDER GAUIDO. YOUR ELECTIONS WERE STOLEN FROM YOU AND I SHALL BRING TO ALL OF YOU LA ESTABILIDAD.
I declare myself interim president.
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