Brandon’s dogs are so out of control. I know it’s not “real news” but it’s so funny that they just can’t stop these dogs from attacking secret service agents

CoolerOpposide [none/use name] · edit-2 9 months ago

Brandon’s dogs are so out of control. I know it’s not “real news” but it’s so funny that they just can’t stop these dogs from attacking secret service agents

Judge_Jury [comrade/them, he/him] · 9 months ago

2023: Commander Biden bites yet another Secret Service hog and gets killed in the commotion. This activates the real Dark Brandon, who uses all available levers to devastate US institutions of policing. The DNC doesn't say why, but they decide to run Clinton again instead

2024: President Trump rebuilds US institutions of policing bigly