• Sleve_McDichael [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Our latest investigation has found that Hunter Biden is often seen walking around DC with an unleashed dog and without poop bags because he says his dog is “really well behaved.” His approval rating has skyrocketed 420% as a result

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      1 year ago

      Solve the British Bully XL problem and the Biden gross unlovable secret service problem in one go.

    • Evilsandwichman [none/use name]
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      1 year ago

      1.5 large, poorly-behaved dogs

      Growing up I think I had like....four dogs? God I would've been so happy if I could've only had half a dog. I hate dogs. I didn't hate cats until my family started keeping them indoors and they started relieving themselves everywhere cause they got old and suffered dementia. I really hate pets, and I'm beginning to hate people who own pets.