Folks, here’s the deal. The bourgeois, they’re no good. Not a joke! My son Beau used to have an expression. “There is a specter haunting Europe,” the specter of… you know the thing. And you know what, he was right. The bourgeois are very rude, some very nasty sons-a-guns. I’m the only one who said, in the middle of the debate, that what the bourgeois say matters. What the bourgeois say matters, number one. Number two. The bourgeois are very unfair to the workers, they’re stealing our surplus value, and I’m the only white boy you know who did something about it. Period. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Biden will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say listen Jack, you’re getting nervous man. Calm down, it’s OK. The instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, no progressive wanted to seize them. Well guess what, I’m the guy who did it. I’m the guy who’s seizing them, number one. Number two. There won’t be a single solitary landlord when I’m done. Not a single solitary one. Everyone told me - they said, Comrade Biden, you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution, they said it couldn’t be done, the media said it couldn’t be done my advisors said it couldn’t be done, well guess what, I’m the guy who did it.
Pretty good, but needs more stuttering