heycornpop [they/them,he/him]

Pretty good, but needs more stuttering

Both. But crocs much more so. Also, crocs, except for a small population in the Everglades, don’t live in America, so you should likely worry more on gators than crocs. Unless you’re one of those dummies from Australia, then you get those giant Saltwater Crocs. ___

If it wasn’t nailed to the perch, it’d be pushing up daisies

Punk is just sleeping. Without a pulse.

You’re thinking of Charlie Kirk. Ben is the one with the weird voice and AOC kink

Yeah, I’ve came to the realization that most drama shit here is self website importance. A wrecker would come in, spam the n word and then leave, not do any of this

I thought fascism was the marriage between corporate and state power (as explained by famous fascist, Mussolini, and the idea of it being like this was expanded on by Parenti)

The only thing I’m “doing” good sir/madam, is your mother.

Hey man, there’s no need to act so hard

That sounds good and all, but you guys’d better spoon afterwards. I never watch porn unless I can verify the couple is actually affectionate for each other.

I hope the prize is a small bust of my head

This is my new favorite image

Or the fascist pit.

The next Borat trailer drops and it was him shirtless with the fur headgear. “I have secured great election for you, Premier McDonald Trump! Wawaweewa”

sniffs and tugs shirt

I think Bernie would be better than others, but again, religion and culture are probably the two biggest factors besides economics. A slavish devotion to all 1 billion and counting sects of Protestantism (including the weird shit like snake handling, and the openly abusive grifters) and a culture of distrust. I think Bernie would’ve did better than others tho. They aren’t so ideological they forget their material conditions. I think there’d be a split at the least.

Hey hey, I think you’re forgetting that all sites need someone to fill the niche of an angry drunken idiot. He’s ours. Jkjk, seriously fuck him. What he did to you was terrible.

Damn, I completely blanked. Those are also very acceptable

It’s weird that during all of the bad things we’ve done, he still seems hopeful about our future. Maduro is truly the best of us.

To this, there is only but one response:

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