The original comic is anti-gun, but it's fun to reappropriate:

https://imgur.com/a/6O8W6ey

Last one for today, still got a few more to post tomorrow but I don't wanna bog the meme channel down too much

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    1 year ago

    I don't think its even "anti-gun" per say. It feels more like an indictment of the "personal solution" panacea that's endemic to consumer capitalism.

    Guns are just one more Miracle Widget, right alongside burglar alarms and bitcoins, whose over-promised solutions are targeted at the most vulnerable residents.

    Don't trust the police, buy a gun! Don't trust the gun, buy a big dog. Don't trust the dog, buy a door with a fancy electronic lock. Don't trust your neighbors to help you. Don't trust your family to protect you. Don't trust strangers! They're all looking to rob you. Don't trust, don't trust, don't trust. Just trust me and give me your money.

      • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        "Don't Trust the Police, Trust The Privatized Police" tends to be the angle it eventually rolls down.

        I'm always amazed at how many "Seal Security" and other off-brand pigs I see just cruising the open road on to their next gigs.

          • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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            1 year ago

            Absolutely. Just galling to see how lucrative "private police" has become in a city that drops a third of its budget on the HPD.

            Like, how can you be some kind of Blue Lives Matter ride-or-die dipshit and still think that going out of pocket for faster response times or more manpower is normal and cool? Which the fuck is it? Are cops worth this enormous stipend or aren't they?

    • Weedian [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      They used to be, a friend of mine bought a wasr 10 for $300 back in 2008 or so

      • SerLava [he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Hard time even getting a got damn mosin for that now

    • Gucci_Minh [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Even Mosin Nagant 91/30's are like 500 CAD retail now. Not even the hex receivers. Insane prices these days.

      • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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        1 year ago

        Word. it's ridiculous. A lot of the ones in circulation aren't in good shape anymore and you can't get spam cans of cheap 7.62x54r anymore. You probably will never be able to get cheap 7.62 Russian ever again given the war.

  • BeamBrain [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    The Automatic Killer 47 is pretty good, but the Assault Rifle 15 is a more practical choice for most Americans.