A family member and his family recently moved out of state and this older cringe lord neighbor of his just sent him this and I just wanted to share

“Hope your move went well

Just giving you a heads up! Got information from some very reliable sources, marshal law will be invoked by the President before the 19th! I would say it will begin sometime this week.

At least 10 days of no cell, enter net, no cable, charge cards will be useless, no debit card working.

Get 10 days food and water and fill up gas tanks.

In the end, everything will be better than it’s ever been.

Do with this information whatever you may, it came from very reliable sources.”

Again, this, and I can not stress this enough, came from very. Reliable. Sources.

  • Wojackhorseman2 [he/him]
    hexagon
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    4 years ago

    Yeah definitely. It’s doubly funny because like all boomers, she’s completely tech illiterate. She wouldn’t know what the dark web was if you put tor right in front of her