One time, it was halflings. All halflings. Pipes and breakfasts and gardening small-talk, all the time. troll

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    9 months ago

    it would be sick to do an all stoner druids campaign, dm has to throw adventure at them to get them to do anything but ponder they orb

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      it would be sick to do an all stoner druids campaign, dm has to throw adventure at them to get them to do anything but ponder they orb

      It would either be a "basically nothing gets done except circular commentary and joking around" situation, or it would be a fantasy version of Trailer Park Boys. Which would be amazing.

      • FourteenEyes [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        A proper DM does not allow the PCs to just sit around. Send in some ninjas with Chekov's Gun. I DM for my enjoyment as much as the players'

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          Exactly my point. A proper DM will make sure a fantasy Mr. Lahey and fantasy Randy show up and call in the heavies.

            • UlyssesT [he/him]
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              9 months ago

              Roll a saving throw against Greasiness and another against Fuckery. Also Ricky rolled another 1 on his driving check because the ShitMobile has disadvantage. d20-ah-fuck

      • ItsPequod [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        "basically nothing gets done except circular commentary and joking around"

        Hey, that's basically every campaign I've played!

        • UlyssesT [he/him]
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          9 months ago

          Player is taking too long

          "Shit clock's ticking, Sir Ricky." ⏲