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  • Dbumba [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    "This former US president was impeached on January 19th, 2021 at 11:59pm,"

    Jeopardy contestant: "Who is President Bean Dad?"

    "I'm sorry, that's incorrect."

    Me from my Chase Bank debt resolution and retirement holding cell: "Ah, shit, I thought it was President Bean Dad too."

    • Poop [none/use name]
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      3 years ago

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    • Indifference_Engine [comrade/them, any]
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      3 years ago

      Say what you want about President Bean Dad, he did finally win the war on poverty...by declaring it a personal problem that is not the state's responsibility.