No David Lynch

No Joel and Ethan Coen

No Marty

No big dick Terrence Malick

All those soy Marvel guys but no Ryan Coogler

Patty Jenkins with her fists out because she saw a Middle Eastern child on the screen

Bong Joon-Ho wondering how he ended up around all these filthy American pigs

Pedo Steven Spielberg front and center taunting you as he watches the security footage from Little St. James Island