I apologise to every dRoivA whose feelings I've hurt by cursing and raising my fist at them (god forbid the occasional bird flipping) for nearly running me over, neglecting hand signals, taking up half the pavement with your incompetent parking, looking at your phone, or speeding through traffic lights.
I'm sorry, I promise I also won't threaten you when you accidentally run over cyclists, animals and kids because you can't see them.
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✅ No more pesty bike lanes, SUV owners rejoice!
✅ No more pesty pedestrian crossings
✅ No more pavements! Park however you want
✅ Fuel vouchers for multiple car ownerships
✅ A tree planted for every car you own to sa--
Oh sorry, not the last one, we don't save the environment around here.
Also,
I apologise to every dRoivA whose feelings I've hurt by cursing and raising my fist at them (god forbid the occasional bird flipping) for nearly running me over, neglecting hand signals, taking up half the pavement with your incompetent parking, looking at your phone, or speeding through traffic lights.
I'm sorry, I promise I also won't threaten you when you accidentally run over cyclists, animals and kids because you can't see them.