bullshit i can do it too watch this:

wow... your liberal and you think that both the radical right and radical left have gone too far? that's so cool.... Will you please go out with me and be my boyfriend

i can make anything sound fucking stupid through the power of epic twitter irony. you can tell how cool and ironic the tweet is because i went out of my way to turn off auto-capitalizing letters on my iphone. this makes every internet sentence that i type exponentially more intelligent

wow... you use the toilet instead of just shitting on the floor? that's so cool.... Will you please go out with me and be my boyfriend

see i bet after reading that you feel compelled to shit on the floor in order to save face. it's too fucking late to take back the toilets you used. go and cry in one of the bathroom stalls that you so cherish