Leave the vegan comrades be. Let us move bravely into the future.

First: This is not an anti-train post. Trains are good. Bikes are better, that's all. A true proletarian state ready to actually address climate change will be designed with thorough bike and train infrastructure.

Bikes are rad. All leftists in my town ride bikes, but there is basically no bike-posting on Chapo. This leads me to believe many of my comrades have not yet heard the good word on bikes.

Comrades: if you are able-bodied and are able to afford a one-time $200 purchase (that will last you years) but don't own a bike what are you doing with your life?

Bikes are fun as hell. The cheapest, coolest way to get around. If you live in a city it's probably the fastest way to get around, and rather than just sitting in a carbon emitter you get to use your dope-ass body to propel yourself. You get to ride down hills that have not got less fun since you were 8. You get to arrive at the party with a healthy glow that makes you look more attractive to your crush, plus your mind is more activated than if you sat on a bus for half an hour staring at your phone.

The benefits are endless. Want to hang out with friends safely during a pandemic? Bike ride. Hate looking for and paying for parking? Ride your bike and park right in front of your destination. Hot day and you know the bus/train is going to be gross and disgusting? Ride your bike and let the air blow across your beautiful bodies.

You want to fight MMA fascists but get winded walking up a hill? Get your bike on comrade, improve your general conditioning so when the day comes that it matters you have a solid fitness base to work on. So go out and build beautiful quadriceps my friends. Get yourself some diamond-shaped calves.

Do it for the revolution, but mostly do it for yourself. Biking is fun. The more you do it the easier it is, so the more fun it becomes and the closer everything in the city starts to become.

  • mwsduelle [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If you want to get somewhere fast, a bike is the best tool. But if time is not an issue, then enjoy transporting yourself however you like, comrade.