“Communism bad”
“Why?”
200 year old tropes so ancient they were debunked by Marx himself
Of course, you go through the motions of explaining the most basic political concepts that could be grasped by skimming the cliff notes for literally any Marxist works
“Friedrich Engels? Is he like the president of Germany or something?”
It’s like a kindergartener trying to teach you calculus.
"This story I really like that I interpret in a crude and narratively literal way says that I am the chosen one of epic destiny and everyone outside of my special group is stupid and wrong and fundamentally evil."
Liberals
Fundies