SO I'VE BEEN LIVING IN THIS HOUSE FOR LIKE 4 FULL MAGNIFICENT YEARS. AND SUDDENLY, BACK IN NOVEMBER, I RECEIVED THIS MESSAGE TELLING ME THAT I'LL BE EVICTED TODAY. WTF??? I'VE NEVER BEEN LATE ON RENT, GIVING MY (LAND)LORDS BILLIONS OF DOLLARS - IN TAX CUTS AND VARIOUS STIMULUS CHECKS - SINCE 2016. I FOUGHT THIS EVICTION (AND COVID ITSELF) WITH EVERYTHING I GOT BUT WITHOUT SUCCESS. NOW WE'RE 2 MONTH PAST THE NOTICE AND SUDDENLY MY KEY DOES NOT OPEN THE DOOR ANYMORE.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE (APART FROM MY RESORT IN PALM BEACH, MY PENTHOUSE IN ONE OF MY MANHATTAN SKYSCRAPERS, A FEW UNITS IN ANOTHER OF MY MANHATTAN SKYSCRAPERS, MY GOLF CLUB IN NEW JERSEY AND MY SIXTY-ROOM MANSION IN NY).
AMA.
First I was like:mao-shining: but then I was like :michael-laugh:
FIRST I WAS LIKE :michael-laugh: BUT THEN I WAS LIKE :scared-fash:
Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers, very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people very very rude and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me everyday and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say, Look the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction believe me you gotta trust me on this one. The means of production, obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I’m seizing them. Landlords? They’re done for folks. Everyone told me they said, Comrade Trump you won’t be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess whose laughing now?
holy shit I thought this was real, almost i didn't realize this was a bit :michael-laugh:
Can we get a "verification system" just so @realDonaldTrump can get a blue check?
THANK YOU MY ARMY.
THOUGH, I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME U KNOW?
OMG! TURNS OUT, ALYSSA MILANO WAS RIGHT FROM THE BEGINNING. SAD.
