• Phish [he/him, any]
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      4 years ago

      Agreed but even in sports we're not constantly talking about how we want two athletes to have sex with each other. Usually it's more that we want them to have sex with us.

        • Phish [he/him, any]
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          4 years ago

          It would be so much cooler as pro wrestling. Imagine today. Trump is seen waving goodbye as he boards air force one only to parachute into the inauguration holding a chair that he promptly smashes over Joe Biden's head.

          • Marxmarksthespot [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            Bannon rolls in with a semi full of milk and hoses down the whole crowd. While yelling into the mic to pardon his mess.

            • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
              hexagon
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              4 years ago

              Standing in the crowd cluelessly: "I don't remember the guy from Rammstein looking so haggard"

          • CarlTheRedditor [he/him]
            hexagon
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            edit-2
            4 years ago

            Do I need to remind some folks that Trump was a figure in WWE and there exists footage of him faux-beating someone, maybe with a chair?

        • Phish [he/him, any]
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          4 years ago

          r/nba is exactly why I added the part about people wanting to be fucked by athletes but I see your point.