• FlakesBongler [they/them]
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    9 months ago

    Just name your child after one of many, many businesses and you'll get some free shit

    My child, Best Buy T.J. Maxx Subway is doing pretty good so far

      • emizeko [they/them]
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        9 months ago

        https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/21/kids-named-after-google-windows-vista-why-parents-did-it.html

      • MattsAlt [comrade/them]
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        9 months ago

        Unfortunately cringe

        https://web.archive.org/web/20230804085054/https://www.subwaynamechange.com/