You want to be extremely mad so that visiting fisherman start rumors about you and eventually some kid shows up and is all "I heard you have mastered the sword during your time here" and you're just talking to birds and covered in shit but you stare him straight in the eyes and say "Yes" then teach him the secret of Panktratosword.
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Really feel like Shrines would help you achieve full Col. Kurtz levels of madness.
You want to be extremely mad so that visiting fisherman start rumors about you and eventually some kid shows up and is all "I heard you have mastered the sword during your time here" and you're just talking to birds and covered in shit but you stare him straight in the eyes and say "Yes" then teach him the secret of Panktratosword.