What the fuck?

  • opposide [none/use name]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    On the contrary, he wanted to launch the nukes but ordered a Diet Coke instead and forgot about launching the nukes

    • 7DeadlyFetishes [he/him,comrade/them]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Coke should make an ad where Trump is going off on his advisors wanting to nuke France because Macron looked at him funny at the last UN meeting and before he's about to hit the button Kylie Jenner walks in and hands the president a Diet Coke and things become good again.

      -7DeadlyFetishes