Dogs are overrated. There, I said it.

Oh god, stop punching me! Stop! Staaaargh!

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    lol When shit hits the fan, they don't send in the rescue cats.

    And another thing: I haven't locked my front door in 20 years. Why should I? I have the best home security system money can't buy. And these two are pretty great to hang out with when they're not terrorizing potential perpetrators who knock on my door.

    Dogs are the best. Dog haters gonna hate. I get it. You're probably mad because you were denied the love of having a dog growing up, or whatever malady has caused you to hate on dogs and dog owners.

    Also, keep pretending your lesser pets are somehow better or make excuses to yourself as one does when they have these weird inferiority complexes (example: "I own a cat but he's just like a dog." lol no, he's not).

    Anyhow, go to the pound and get yourself a dog. You'll be a better person for it.

    • PapaEmeritusIII [any]
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      4 years ago

      I haven’t seen such a passionate take on cats vs dogs since I was in elementary school

      • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        They hate staring in the face of the truth. It's cool. Their canine-fueled disdain tastes like candy to me. It's probably all the fumes they breathe in from changing litter boxes. They keep hoping it'll pay off and that the feral animal they share company with will one day show an ounce of loyalty - but that day never does come. And then their stuck telling themselves its cool because Mittens can sometimes do human-like shit with her claws.

        Yawn.

        I'll take an animal who loves my family so much, it'll do everything, including committing the ultimate sacrifice, in order to ensure all of our safety. Speaking of, I have a friend who previously worked in the coroner's office in her town. Ask her what's the difference between dogs and cats and she'll tell you: dogs remain loyal to the end and beyond while cats won't waste any time in retooling their owner into Fancy Feast.