• aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    This but unironically. The bus was late? It was because of the CIA. Forgot to buy flour at the grocery store? Also because of the CIA. Late for work? You guessed it, also CIA.

    • hart [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      fucking CIA and their amnesia rays