Some of mine:
WHO THE FUCK PEELS POTATOES I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK RINSES DISHES BEFORE PUTTING THEM IN THE DISHWASHER I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS RETAIL STORES THAT SELL ONLY GOURMET DOG FOOD IN BUSINESS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
IF YOU PUT YOUR PEELS IN THE MASH I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
YOU'LL TAKE MY NATURAL MASHED POTATOES FROM MY COLD NOT-BEING-USED-TO-PEEL-POTATOES HANDS
:blob-stabby: