Some of mine:
WHO THE FUCK PEELS POTATOES I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK RINSES DISHES BEFORE PUTTING THEM IN THE DISHWASHER I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS RETAIL STORES THAT SELL ONLY GOURMET DOG FOOD IN BUSINESS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK RINSES DISHES BEFORE PUTTING THEM IN THE DISHWASHER I’LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK DOESN'T I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
I have a shitty countertop dishwasher and it does not work that well, tragically
STOP APPEALING TO A FICTIVE "AUTHOR" AS THE FINAL ARBITER OF MEANING IN HERMENEUTICS READ BARTHES I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
smh I've like had so many conversations with my sister, a survivor of an abusive boyfriend, still just wave it off .... like ........
the music isn't even THAT good! shit.
YOU'LL TAKE MY NATURAL MASHED POTATOES FROM MY COLD NOT-BEING-USED-TO-PEEL-POTATOES HANDS
I don’t know why we are yelling but I only peel the potatoes if there are tags or the skin looks bad.
I just thought we as human beings had a collective understanding of the philosophy of “different strokes for different folks”. Whether this applies to potato skins, political ideologies or sexual positions people all have different taste. While I don’t disagree with threads like this cause we all have our pet peeves I do worry that these threads have turned into street fights for some. I know it has for me.
OP my name is Electrickoolaide32 and I sometimes peel my potatoes. (Takes off jacket, hat, gloves and revealing a full body yakuza tattoo)
You think you’re better than me?
You want to take a shot at me?
https://youtu.be/88M9-rBXubA
INCORRECT. PEELING POTATOES IS OBJECTIVELY REACTIONARY BECAUSE IT WAS SOMETHING INVENTED TO KEEP HOUSEWIVES AND LOW RANK SOLDIERS BUSY AND DEMORALIZED WHILE ACTUALLY MAKING FOOD WORSE BECAUSE ALL THE NUTRIENTS ARE RIGHT UNDER THE POTATO SKIN
Nobody loves potato nutrients more than me lol
I prefer skin on, especially in mashed but I’m not allowing a tag to get in there. Also if we are talking mashed, I’ll do skin on almost all potatoes but russet. Leaving the skin on those for mashed just kind of makes a sloppy limp mess in the middle of the potatoes.
Like I said, it’s contextual but it’s almost always skin on for me.
OKAY THAT'S FINE. I GIVE EM A GOOD SCRUBBING BUT IF I SEE A DARK SPOT OR SOMETHING ILL CUT IT OUT
Of course you scrape scraps off into the trash, but the whole point of the pre wash cycle is that it gets most of the preliminary junk off, and then removes it from the dishwasher completely before actually washing the dishes.
You're probably overfilling the dishwasher for the amount of water and detergent in the wash tub. You should use powder or liquid detergent in both the wash and pre-wash cups, and use the rinse agent thing, too. (Might be labeled jet dry)
Those dishwasher pod things suck.
It's good for social distancing to begin the day with onion breath
WHO THE FUCK INVENTED THOSE BRIGHT ASS BLUE HEADLIGHTS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK USES LIGHTBULBS WITH A COLOR TEMPERATURE OVER 3000K IN THEIR LIGHT FIXTURES BITCH I'LL KILL YOU!
EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU! DON'T DUMB IT DOWN INTO SOME VAGUE SHIT! EXPLAIN DELEUZE TO ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS A BODY WITHOUT ORGANS? WHAT THE FUCK ARE RHIZOMES? DON'T DUMB IT DOWN OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
Yeah I wouldn't mind living longer than ~80 years or whatever, but forever sounds like it'd suck
