Some of mine:
WHO THE FUCK PEELS POTATOES I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK RINSES DISHES BEFORE PUTTING THEM IN THE DISHWASHER I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS RETAIL STORES THAT SELL ONLY GOURMET DOG FOOD IN BUSINESS I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU
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You're probably overfilling the dishwasher for the amount of water and detergent in the wash tub. You should use powder or liquid detergent in both the wash and pre-wash cups, and use the rinse agent thing, too. (Might be labeled jet dry)
Those dishwasher pod things suck.
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